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LucasArts' classic adventure games series, Monkey Island, introduced insult sword fighting as a novel way to engage in combat. Which is the correct retort to the following insult: "_I once owned a dog that was smarter than you._"

He must have taught you everything you know, I am rubber, you are glue, Woof?

Yes! Fine work. We'll make a swashbuckling pirate out of you yet.Oops! Not quite. Want to try your hand at insult sword fighting? Well, you can do exactly that right here: http://www.int33h.com/test/mi/ You should finish the quiz first though....Hidetaka Miyazaki's action role-playing masterpiece, Dark Souls, lets players summon real people to help overcome its gruelling challenges. What inspired Miyazaki to develop this feature?

His car got stuck on a snowy hill and a stranger helped him, His wife called him a sadist due to the game's extreme difficulty, A playtester was reduced to tears during a boss battle

Right! You're pretty good at this, eh? In Miyazaki's own words: "_You could probably call it a connection of mutual assistance between transient people. Oddly, that incident will probably linger in my heart for a long time. Simply because it's fleeting, I think it stays with you a lot longer... like the cherry blossoms we Japanese love so much._"Nope! Miyazaki's inspiration actually came from his car getting stuck. In his own words: "_You could probably call it a connection of mutual assistance between transient people. Oddly, that incident will probably linger in my heart for a long time. Simply because it's fleeting, I think it stays with you a lot longer... like the cherry blossoms we Japanese love so much._"Which of these games provoked an outcry from the Royal British Legion for supposedly disrespecting war veterans?

Cannon Fodder, Battlefield: Bad Company, Command & Conquer

That's right. The game courted controversy with its satirical depiction of the senselessness of war. After seeing a version of the game's cover featuring a large red poppy, a British tabloid newspaper ran a story with the headline "Poppy game insult to our war dead". You can listen to the game's classic soundtrack here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLOT1QeOJAc War's never been so much fun.Negative. The answer we were looking for was Cannon Fodder. The game courted controversy with its satirical depiction of the senselessness of war. After seeing a version of the game's cover featuring a large red poppy, a British tabloid newspaper ran a story with the headline "Poppy game insult to our war dead". You can listen to the game's classic soundtrack here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLOT1QeOJAc War's never been so much fun."_I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee._" This much-ridiculed line of dialogue spawned a popular meme after featuring in which game?

The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim, The Witcher 3, Baldur's Gate

You got it. You're clearly a hardened adventurer. It'd take more than an arrow in the knee to stop you! Since you're already familiar with the original, here's a bonus parody for you.Wrong answer, adventurer.The gory fighting franchise Mortal Kombat features stunningly violent finishing moves called Fatalities. But executing a Fatality was just one way to finish a duel. Which of the following options was NOT possible?

Punctuality, Animality, Babality

Yup. I feel like this one was easy. I mean, how do you kill somebody by arriving on time?Nope! Animality and Babality were both possible ways to finish off an opponent.Rockstar Games are known for their open-world blockbuster franchises Grand Theft Auto and Red Dead Redemption. But before they were Rockstar, the studio went by the name DMA. What did DMA stand for?

Direct Memory Access, Doesn't Mean Anything, Dundee Media Agency

Well done. The name was taken from nearby Amiga programming manuals. You really are a geek (or you beat the 1/3 odds, which is also quite probable). Here's the logo getting run over in the original Grand Theft Auto.Not the right answer, but this was tricky. The studio was originally based in Dundee, and somebody from the studio once lied to a journalist saying DMA "_Doesn't Mean Anything_". Here's the logo getting run over in the original Grand Theft Auto.*You scored* *{{var:score}}**/6.* Thanks for playing. 1. You picked "{{field:30c9146f-8e36-4d91-9331-222b51f68e6f}}". The right answer was "*He must have taught you everything you know*". 2. You picked "{{field:435efc1a-5fab-4d00-88a2-e06cfb4f0463}}". The right answer was "*His car got stuck on a snowy hill and a stranger helped him*". 3. You picked "{{field:4a0424ea-ff3c-4e40-b6dc-c601324d2a07}}". The right answer was "*Cannon Fodder*". 4. You picked "{{field:c5ac905b-e461-47a1-92da-3fa7e37f1c0e}}". The right one was "*The Elder Scrolls: Skyrim*". 5. You picked {{field:61d2075b-ecea-4577-a37d-0ef7ea1e19b9}} The right one was "*Punctuality*". 6. You picked {{field:e93396aa-5d0c-455c-acf8-b96f4915b3b2}} The right one was "*Direct Memory Access*". –––––